Saturday, January 5, 2008

Janet, Every Mandingo's Milf

I think I saw the link/banner on that glory aperture site or somewhere similar (it's all a blur nowadays--colons, yonis, nipples, beakers full of seed). And then promptly forgot about it, choosing instead to focus on repeating stupid movie dialog, seeing how late before closing time I can order Thai food without them getting miffed and organizing prayer groups to ask God to help Florida beat Nevada in the NBA playoffs.

"The libidinous adventures of a real-life Soccer Mom!" Really getting burned out on that expression ("soccer mom"), it's making its way to our WHAT? page faster than vitamins through a forced-fed goose. If that's the case (the soccer mom part, that is) I'd like evidence, hard evidence, of their children's playing soccer -- a washer full of dirty sweat socks and uniforms, a receipt from the shoe store for cleats, an interior shot of a mini-van covered with mud stains and empty juice boxes. That's the sort of stuff that would go a long way towards lending credibility to the whole "soccer mom" label for me. I guess there's a segment of the population that gets a woody thinking about a housewife bedding strangers, flashing her cleavage and ramming a giant object into her guts. That's Gump interesting, man.

Never before have I seen so much text (other than an adult stories site) on an adult amateur website. Laboriously lengthy descriptions of turn-ons and turn-offs, interracial romp, swinging and everything you'd ever desire to know about her. I guess. After seeing that much attention paid to the finer points of what makes Janet the Milfette tick, I was certain that the pics/videos sections were going be a killer.  

Oh, don't get me wrong. Her pics are nice, all in the 800x600 range, fairly well shot (good lighting, pretty clean shots) and there is a nice variety to them too. Glad to see someone not uploading an entire roll of film in a blatant attempt to fluff their photo sections. Most of the sets are of Janet being humped (and orally-bathing/manually stimulating off/being mouthed by) black guys with gigantic lingams. There's 38 sets, about 30-40 pics in each set. One thing that kind of irritates me is a lot of them (and this is even more true for the videos) are from "JV #008" or whatever (her for-sale vids). It makes me feel like it's less of a members site than a preview of her online store. Would like to see more "Only for members" features. And yes, there are some older pics that do qualify in that regard.

See, about 90% of the videos (which are plentiful, mind you) are "Part Two from JV #Blah-blah". Or "Part Three of…" And so on. They're nice little clips, each in the 1 minute neighborhood. Good squishy sounds, moaning, lighting, resolution, action captured quite well. There are 43 video updates, each featuring 3-5 clips. And yep, she's into this stuff, I've no doubt she likes her work and play. But again, I'd like to see "Unavailable anywhere but for members" stuff here to justify the monthly fee. As opposed to previewing stuff you can buy and watch at your convenience.

Updates occur regularly (weekly), and they are also reflected in the "Guest" area as well. The nice big guest area. Like a rarity these days, seems like a lot of sites forgot about that as a feature, good to see she's paying attention to this often overlooked area. They seem to feel a "Featured Guest Site" is a plus, I fail to see how advertising another site adds value to a site. Likewise, tons of "Testimonials" and "Video Reviews". Perhaps this bandwidth would be better used for more pics and vids, wouldn't it? "Humor" is four nasty emails; "Diary" is a 4 year old "journal" entry. There's an online store (stay on your chair, fellas!) that offers a discount for members ordering through the members area only. Oh, the "Wanted" section is a picka-picka type page full of links to other amateur sites.

Overall, janetexposed.com is a pretty, clean website. Easily navigable, affordable, and well designed. Seen lots worse single girl sites, believe me. Guess if you love her (really the acid-test for any model's site, otherwise you get bored quickly) you should be pleased. But then again, it's always hard to dissuade the seriously obsessed to think otherwise.

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